the dog wants her bone

and a few sacred so and so's

petiteperspective:

patiently waiting for ur eyebrows to grow in thicker is a true test of ur emotional strength 

(via dorkbabe)

Straight White Boy Problem #385

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

(via dorkbabe)

self-emulation:

just once id like to see a movie about a violent white man with a score to settle

(via scottfoss)